Zaporozhets New Russians Russian: A common theme is the interaction of a New Russian in his archetypal shiny black Mercedes S , arguing with a regular Russian in his modest Soviet-era Zaporozhets after their vehicles collide. The New Russian is often a violent criminal or at least speaks criminal argot , with a number of neologisms or common words with skewed meaning typical among New Russians. In a way, these anecdotes are a continuation of the Soviet-era series about Georgians , who were then depicted as extremely wealthy.
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ONE LINER JOKES
It can be a short saying, funny statement or opinion, famous funny quote taht you can apply in your daily life situations. Various comedians and people, who want to make fun, use one liners, to make unexpected story moves and provoke laughter. Best One Liner jokes One-liner jokes - A man sank A man sank in a pond despite the fact that he was a Pisces according to horoscope and total shit as a man. One-liner jokes - Life Life keeps fucking you, but with no orgasm.
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